Don't stop reading; it gets even better. As the male homeowner struggled to subdue the man, he yelled for his wife to grab a gun. Bruni knocked over a nearby wet/dry vac, spilling its semi-fluid contents all over the carpet, at which point he dropped to his hands and knees and began trying to drink it up, only to spit it back out all over the carpet. As he continued his violent tirade around the living room, the wife returned with a .38 caliber revolver and fired three shots at him, but missed.
Don't stop reading; it still gets even better. Bruni, faced with a gun, dropped to the floor and began furiously masturbating in the living room. Quickly growing bored with that pastime, he ran into the homeowner's son's room and started rubbing his face with all of the boy's clothing. At this point, the male homeowner had had enough. He retrieved his shotgun from his bedroom, leveled it at Bruni, and ordered him to the ground. Amazingly, he finally complied, at least long enough for deputies to arrive and try to detain him. They were forced to use a taser on him several times as he resisted.
The coup de gras: as deputies were leaving with him, they discovered that he had defecated in the homeowner's hallway and outside the front door. He has been charged with damage to property, burglary, battery, and resisting a police officer.
The moral of the story: if you hear strange noises on your roof at night, bring your gun with you and try to stop the naked guy high on bath salts from ever getting inside your house to break your tv, jerk off in your living room, violate the clothes of your children, and shit on your rug. Oh, and go to the range more.
Click the video below to hear the 911 call. I feel guilty for laughing, but I really couldn't help myself.
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